happybadger [he/him]
Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.
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happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOPto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•It's officially been four years. Sorry tankies, you LOSE.English11·7 hours agoI might have been asleep or trying to steal back food from wildlife.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•I got to be a mod: My storyEnglish7·2 days agoI can’t handle the power of moderating. I just sit there with my gun maintaining full situational awareness, then three days have passed and I haven’t eaten. Last time I had multiple combat wounds just from stumbling into things.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Fetterman is angry about Trump's bill.English33·2 days agoComrade Blood Pressure, now is your moment to rise to the occasion.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•its not that people hate capitalism. its that they hate capitalism with a descriptor i just ascribed to it to pretend its something else. everyone else is economically illiterate. NOT me.English20·2 days agoCapitalism? Like the drug dealer?
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How do people keep snakes as pets?English4·3 days agoWith every snake I’ve handled, maybe a dozen species of domestic pets and wild ones, they’ve always been more afraid of me than I am of them. Even the rattlesnakes on hiking trails. One small part of their body is a defensive weapon while I have four limbs and tools. They can’t see well, they’re pretty dumb, and their mouth might not even be large enough to bite me.
They don’t really have mammalian affection but snakes do seek warmth. My chainlink kingsnake was almost 2m long and he wanted nothing more than to hold onto me while I did things. He could have constricted but I wasn’t posing a threat and he was fed regularly on a predictable schedule. On feeding and shedding days I didn’t handle him to minimise that conflict. The reward of having that pet was peaceful coexistence with something I have a mild phobia of and being able to see the behaviours that humanise it. They’re all the fun of an aquarium but you can hold the fish.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•WTF Zohran Mandani is Based???English6·3 days agoHe’s only a mayor. He can advocate for turning white Christians into cats and rally public support for his agenda, but the actual power to implement that policy rests with the Council. Mandani would however have veto power if the council decides on a bad colour of cat.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Multiple firefighters shot in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, while responding to a brush fireEnglish49·3 days agoCoeur d’Alene is probably the biggest neo-Nazi stronghold I can think of in that area. Unlimited death on the shooter.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•WTF Zohran Mandani is Based???English30·3 days ago“On day one of my administration, we will turn all white Christians into cats.” - Zohran Mandani
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•5 years ago /r/chapotraphouse was bannedEnglish30·4 days agoI don’t think I was subscribed at the same time I was r/chapotraphouse in like 2015, but by maybe 2019 the comment section was a real proto-/c/slop. They have that same kind of metamodernist dada culture where they’re chaotic good feral dogs.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•5 years ago /r/chapotraphouse was bannedEnglish78·4 days agoIt’s wild that they still allow /r/trueanon and /r/shitliberalssay. Both have the same tone of posting and most of the same posters. Chapotraphouse hit a unique nerve with reddit.
And death to slave masters.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Exorcising capitalist ghoulsEnglish11·4 days agoPictured: execution of the Romanovs, 1918, colourised
Meanwhile my dog: :ecoterrorist:
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•I'm freaking losing it - how do you find work?English15·5 days agoAre there any seasonal jobs available with your city/county? I’d never go back to the private sector but it’s difficult to get in with my city. The main route people take is getting a seasonal job in the department and then applying internally for permanent positions in whatever department you want. Right now they’re still hiring on an ongoing basis. While the pay sucks, it’s a stop-gap that can get you additional certifications while providing a good work/life balance. If you have a local workforce development centre, here run by the county, they know all of the municipal/county hiring managers.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto memes@hexbear.net•Barkeep gimme a drink, that's when she caught my eye.English11·5 days agoI’ll have one river, small, hold the hydrology.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Fundamentally unseriousEnglish4·5 days agoOntologically silly-ass
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Rich people when anyone left of Hitler gets popularEnglish51·6 days agoOh you want affordable housing? How about I just free up my house and discourage luxury development? How about I just bankrupt all of those luxury grocers so there’s a bunch of empty buildings with the infrastructure to start your own? Yeah bub, I’m even going to register elsewhere as a voter.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto US News@lemmygrad.ml•So ICE is targeting and arresting legal Iranian residents in the US nowEnglish16·7 days agoTo juxtapose with this article: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeyp4l9l86o
Make Iran Great Again? ‘Tehrangeles’ community in LA reflects on US strikes
It’s weird to see that community in the news. I dated a genuine Sayyida who lived there, her family being powerful under the Shah before fleeing in '79. I didn’t get a good sense of their politics beyond the standard gusano cringe.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Roadside bomb blast kills at least seven Israeli troops in southern GazaEnglish26·7 days agoLmao, but also RIP cum. But also lmao.
That must have been such a wild evolutionary arms race. I wonder how it even began.