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It’s persimmon season. Those always feel like a nice cozy autumn snack to me. I’ve also made some good oatmeals simmering them for a bit.

That graphic is funny as fuck. I don’t know what the Democrats expected.

Threest

They’re cute little two-seaters!

Friends tried recommending it to me and I was like “that the one with aliens doing SA on a high school girl played for jokes?” and they didn’t say no.

Still my favorite “WTF” line delivery in any film or show.

Do campaign volunteers not even have a bare minimum of guard rails up to stop them from texting some unhinged shit to voters?

Jesus fucking christ, that’s an actual quote. I thought this was an Onion or fakenews post and was like “hehe, that’s a bit too silly, though.”

Me trying to get my friend into a niche modding community of a dead and de-listed music mixing game just because he once DJ’d.

I absolutely don’t want to try to convince anyone I know to join Hexbear.

Middle one would make an excellent sticker.

checks article date

Are we getting fooled?

If Dick Cheney nods his approval of anything I did, I am immediately rethinking all my life choices.

Fired Melissa Barrera in retaliation for calling out Israel’s genocide. Fuck this whole production.

Tiny bit of sesame oil and MSG is peak rice making.

When I Can’t Believe It’s Not Taylor Swift, the sponsored virgin, is exposed as a sex -haver, the scene immediately hard cuts to a music video of her performing in black leather surrounded by flames while headlines flash on screen starting with Teen Pregnancy Rates Skyrocket.

Just saw it last night. Definitely the most unintentionally funny movie I’ve seen this year. My group of friends and the 4 other people in the theater had a good giggle.

What use did AOL get out of a free desktop media player that was worth 80 million 1999 dollars?

Missouri needs to burn Mike Parson’s fucking house down yesterday.

I fucking hate it here, but more importantly I hate being complicit in the crimes of the US government. I would move if I could, throw away my citizenship, just to pull my meager contribution of inflicting suffering on the world. But I’m an idiot who spent the last two decades learning to get good at one very specific thing that my entire career is built on and is only valued in this one corner of the planet. My partner also can only do their job in this state. I foolishly never learned another language despite being raised by a multilingual parent. I trapped myself here and now I’m looking for a way out when it’s too late.