Just go a few minutes off towards Henderson and life is normal. You can buy water bottles for $0.50.

If you’re on the company expense account, however, you’re not paying $9 a bottle. They are.

Hasbro headquarters.

I would add a suspension bike seat if it doesn’t have rear suspension.You can get a basic one for $25 online. Saves your butt and spine from bumpy roads and trails.

Saw him perform this live a while back. Whole place was singing along to this song. Thanks for bringing back the memories.

Pretty sure this is the bird poster on the wall.

https://www.allposters.com/-sp/Line-Of-Birds-Posters_i17572275_.htm

Edit: also, https://www.etsy.com/listing/632717454/birds-on-a-wire-bird-art

• 2001: Space Odyssey
• Gravity
• The Martian

Protip as a former bartender: any time you use a strong mixer, don’t bother with a top-shelf liquor.

Even though you think you can taste the difference, you can’t. Especially after the first few sips.

Your wallet will thank you.

Watched a video years ago of someone doing this before re-seasoning and baking the pan in the oven.

The end result was actually pretty fabulous.

I was told by a food research lab you could scoop off the top layer (oxygenated) and consume the rest of jams and sauces.

I’m not sure I believe them. They were growing large quantities of insects in a smelly, dank room for protein.

Side effects: sharp fangs and uncontrollable drooling.

Totally expected it to spring back to life… until the drill showed up.

Transitive Law does not apply.

“There exist a set of assertions for which the ‘sadness’ level can not be determined.”

Gödel’s Sadness Theorem.

He sings too! 😳

Pynchon’s new one, “Shadow Ticket.”

Really enjoying it so far. Throwback to then crazy shenanigans of “Crying of Lot 49” and “Gravity’s Rainbow.”

Properly sharpened kitchen knife.

But what if you LIKE getting soaking wet? There are kids who actually ran INTO the running sprinklers, and have now gotten older.

I sat hunched under my elderly mother’s car, video running on the phone in one hand, showing how to remove a ridiculously complicated headlamp cover, just to replace a busted headlight. Hand scraped and bleeding, but it got done. Would have NEVER figured it out otherwise.

Thanks that one YouTuber.

https://www.exploratorium.edu/exhibits/a-sip-of-conflict