I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much 💨💨💨
Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.
Good clean fun
I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart
“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”
My wife is snoring and I can’t sleep. But I also can’t disturb her cuz she’s cute
Yo this is gross af
And realize I was laboring on Labor Day
oh you remember the thing