If you’re going to steal cars, you should at least learn how to drive

It’s probably sticky too

Relief is temporary. Pain is forever.

If they remaster it there’s a chance they’ll release it on PC and then I won’t have to buy an entire PlayStation just for one game.

Don’t give up, skeleton!

What is your favourite colour?

“The only alien I accept is Jesus Christ.”

cocks shotgun

“Now it’s time for you to phone home.”

Thanks for going through with it and posting the update!

Hard 7

My mistake. It seems like every time I check if a beloved game from that era is on PC it’s always “no”.

Time Splitters, Dark Cloud, ICO, Twisted Metal Black, Shinobi, FFX…

So many games I would gladly pay them for (again) on PC.

She caught me with the flounder

Wasn’t me

Saw us making chowder

Wasn’t me

Bears, even though I think they’re really cool. It’s gotten worse over time. I’ve seen a lot of videos of idiots interacting with them, getting too close, leaving food out at campsites, etc.

Plus my ever-declining faith in humanity, it means the likelihood of a bear I would encounter being made more dangerous because of other people is high.

I used to want to go to the Adirondack mountains, but after reading reviews about one of the main camp areas being overrun with black bears (due to eating human food) that’s no longer on my bucket list.

Even on a fairly recent camping trip with a friend with equal knowledge about bear safety, they left a plate out with some meat grease overnight. We heard all sorts of sounds and the plate was far from the eating area in the morning. Like can you not leave a welcome present out for the apex predator, please?

This is why when I see the giants and crows fighting at Flame Peak, I stop to help the giants.

I know almost nothing about it, but I find ancient Mesopotamia fascinating.

Mysterious Ways ™️

Articulated like a true toddler

Rocky 3 (1982)

Akira (1988)

This is England (2006)

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Something about taking prostitutes on voyages across the sea in the olden days. You’d romance her under the cannons and the bastard child would be a “son of a gun”. I don’t remember where I learned this so feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

Edit: I looked it up and got some details wrong, but pretty close

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