I’m not telling anyone to read Harry Potter.

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This means literally nothing to people who live outside of Europe. Congratulations they united the Mediterranean. China existed at the same time too and continued to exist for the next 2000 years with the same borders intact minus a few hiccups. Rome not only imploded it was also fucking backwards along with the rest of Europe and the people that inhabit it are fucking savages unlike the rest of the world. The Polynesians are the true civilization carriers of all of humanity, they colonize far off islands and shit peacefully, eat all kinds of fruit, fought giant birds, had the lowest working hours in history, I mean read some of the accounts they had of early Hawaii, shit was so efficient they got done working by noon and surfed all day, that is success and agriculturalists were suffering all day.

You’re cute for thinking that the solution for Israel will be as mild as it was for South Africa. The settlers will be removed and that won’t be pretty, they cannot exist peacefully with the Palestinians they treated as subhuman for more than 80 fucking years, it’s worse than South Africa, Apartheid pales in comparison to what’s happening in Palestine, Palestine is the equivalent of an open air concentration camp. And after that the Americans are next on the chopping block in terms of decolonial struggle and they will probably get nuked if I’m making predictions here. The future is going to be violent, as communists we can only assume world war three is inevitable and we should take individual action to insulate ourselves from the literal fallout. Comrades, I have a bunker full of beans, if you ask nicely, you can have them.

We done played the uno reverse card on the fucking crackers

everyone who does anything is a fed

Turn the Vatican into a mosque

I don’t care if it looks cool you do not say that because that gives validation to the thing

That bit is so stupid it might work

I cannot control these bigots with words, only actions will not even change their minds, just get them to be afraid of speaking it. That’s what I want. I want my whole extended family to be afraid to fucking speak because what they have to say is trash. They don’t deserve the right to speak or think any independent thoughts because it’s always the libs fault and to them the libs are anyone who isn’t a god fearing white Christian. Like I mean lib in the American context here, not lib economic, but like the most frustrating part of this is THEY KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND THEY STILL CALL ME A LIB BECAUSE THEY HATE ME

If leftist discourse taught me anything is that debate is pointless and I should speak as if everything I say is correct and you are wrong because I am correct, I am a communist damnit!

Believe me, I tried winning debates with these people and it does not go over well. They are the worst kind of reactionary, the people who read Marx and understand theory well enough to go “um actually” at everything I say. It’s fucking hell.

And let them have their little klan meeting undisturbed? No.

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I’m not trying to teach them anything, if anything I want everyone at my family’s thanksgiving to face some leftist retributionist justice in the form of making their lives about as uncomfortable as I and all you feel when they speak about trans people.

I’m not going to change their minds so I may as wel make them suffer with me.

The greatest bits are the ones that blur the lines between satire and reality. Unironically going to ruin thanksgiving for my family though.

Just quietly resigning yourself, what good does that do. Make it known to all of them that they are shit people for celebrating this fucking holiday. Make sure they know that.