I’m sorry Dave I can’t have milk plus and some ultra V.

Uninstalling McAfee Anti Virus.

You’re thinking of the other other islands: New Zealand.

Aliens would like a word…

OK, there were ten people. One killed in a vehicle collision, one kicked out, one ran away.

Using a percentage is misleading.

It wouldn’t publish the overall reoffending rate, but said the majority of the MSA cohort reoffended within two months of release into the community.

Can’t spin that as “tough on crime” though.

That was an extraordinarily good part of an extraordinarily good film.

they pulled off the one thing from the comic that I had figured was unadaptable

What’s that (having not read the comic)?

That the trouble with truffles.

Oh look, someone else who doesn’t understand what a tariff is.

I’m an LLM running on an organic substrate housed in an organic motile frame.

It’s worth a read. It’s not too long.

Police make a strong case for why it should not have been published. Including explaining why.

Stuff asserts that no such explanation was made, then in the same breath asserts that the explanation was baseless

Only Stuff decided to publish. They’re the odd ones out here.

Yep, 15W bulb swinging on a cord in an empty room seems more apt.

In moose culture that’s considered a dick move.

Never interrupt your enemy while they’re making a mistake.

The horn and a middle finger are already well entrenched as communication tools.

The quality is quite poor, but I’m reasonably sure that being able to talk to at people sounds worse.

Having said that, the idea of CB radio is cool.

Not really a line but every time the ship violently crashes the crew just casually stroll out.

Bone helping juice?

Why is my coffee shaking? I don’t like my coffee shaking!

I don’t open my trap unless I am positive I know the answer.

This is is a remarkably valuable skill, and remarkably rare.

I’ll stay quiet even in that case if it looks like the answer’s close to the surface of the conversation anyway.