Dave Coe

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

A good smack upside the head, just because I like you.

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

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Stop eating your Legos.

Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.

I wear them on both feet.

Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”