chungusamonugs [he/him]

Ooh this one’s going in my Edmund Fitzgerald folder.

Still remember buttberg getting asked about stop and frisk and saying something like “yeah, we did it, who was gonna stop us?” Hope he broils on the pavement like a worm.

Stink is what you smell when the garbage needs to be taken out. Stank is what you smell you exercise outside in the heat and get swamp ass.

Press it to get most of the water out. Toss it in a pan on medium low heat with some olive oil and just salt and pepper, then cook till it gets light gold. If you heat it up too much, it’ll stick to the pan. It takes a good 25 minutes of low power to get the consistency right. Once it’s gold, you can do whatever you want, but I recommend wet seasonings for max flavor (think taco seasoning packets you add water to and simmer). I won’t go so far as to say it tastes like meat, but I genuinely like the taste better than ground beef.

Anything that uses ground beef, I substitute firm tofu. It soaks up the flavors so much better. You can do it any style. I make Asian “beef” bowls and Mexican taco meat like this.

Not sure how rural you wanna go. But outdoor adventure companies. People who offer boat/jet ski/hunting trips/atv tours.

Courting that pivotal 6% of republicans who are never trump is surely the best way to win elections.

An elon musk company lied and didn’t do work? Color me surprised.

I’ll say kamala beats Vance. Dudes a fucking weiner and the only charisma he has is saying that Trump picked him.

The republican party has essentially spent 10 years doing nothing but convincing their base that Trump is the only person who can do anything and nothing can get done without him. They will find another hog to cult of personality, but the shake up after his death will be hilarious.

Remember the weather balloon from China that drifted over the US at like 55,000 feet? The same people willing to over that are now about to tell you how this is actually not a problem and is in fact cool.

“I love Rogan cause he interviews everyone.”

The everyone in question:

Abortion? I thought it was about Arby’s!

Full self driving LA to New York by 2014!!

Pizza chastity

“Japan just needs to get over WWII” -Some hog wearing a freedom isn’t free shirt with the twin towers on it and an overlayed American flag.

Art is huge, but cannot recommend throw rug enough.

Stuff that looks ugly in a thrift store comes alive when put against apartment carpet or vinyl flooring. Absorbs sounds too.

Imagine them seizing the RNC website and posting pictures of maralago with the same caption.

Lmao he made himself taller than trump in the ai edit. Both of them are so sensitive about their height. I can’t remember if elon musk got the tech bro surgery that extends your shins to make you taller, but I certainly wouldn’t rule it out.

Climate scientists being off by 20% on a century long prediction is “credibility diminishing” but elon musk saying provably false information every day incessantly is actually cool and smart.

Back in the day there was a key that you turn and starts your car. Easy to steal. So manufacturers created keys with 4 rows of pins in the ignition. Hard to steal if you don’t know what you’re doing.

Then they moved to inductive transponder keys. Also not really an issue, but not as reliable as the older style keys.

Then some sick fucks said “why not make the transponder on the FUCKING KEY FOB” instead of the car itself which has a giant lead acid battery with millions of amp hours and here we are