classic sawmill gravy was based off béchamel but using cheap items with food shortages after the Revolutionary War – I think it should be relatively straight forward to adapt …

• start with a roux from flour and oil (coconut oil, light olive oil, avocado oil)
• thicken with plant milk (almond milk, oat milk)
• flavor with black pepper (maybe a hint of liquid smoke)
• season to taste with salt (or mushroom seasoning (Asian grocery, Trader Joe’s) or Vegemite)

“toilet water for men”

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the products and services sponsoring today’s show? they definitely won’t sell your kidneys, you have our word on that!

if the E. coli doesn’t get you, then the red tide or flesh eating bacteria surely will!

Deja Vu (but Worse)

forget Martha Stewart – but Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson as heads of the DEA and FDA

keeps getting better the further you read:

¹⁴ For if you forgive other people for their offenses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. ¹⁵ But if you do not forgive other people, then your Father will not forgive your offenses.

so it was “near Kharkiv”, huh?

Statler and Waldorf were coherent

¹ Take care not to practice your righteousness in the sight of people, to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven.

² So when you give to the poor, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, so that they will be praised by people. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. ³ But when you give to the poor, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, ⁴ so that your charitable giving will be in secret; and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.

—Matthew 6:1–4

shredded ricotta cheese?

“… because this cannot be real life! It just can’t!”

Robert Evans – writer, comedian, conflict journalist, podcaster – Cracked, Bellingcat, Behind the Bastards, did a podcast from Rojava, and reported live from Portland’s George Floyd protests

Trump is a bullshitter, not a liar – a liar at least has a passing acquaintance with the truth

whip lightly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy!

• ✅ sparkles
• ❌ flower-frame

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