That’s boring. Two ears only allow you to put the sound somewhere on a plane (the vertical one that cuts your body in half lengthwise). How do you know the ‘height’ of the sound on that plane? By utilizing the different distortions the sound goes through while being funneled through your auricle.

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Not even Randall Munroe had the guts to attach Orion’s dick in his drawings.

The main character faces away from the window, towards the camera. The scene outside is dimly lit, if at all.

I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT

People throwing thrash on the way usually is a sign of not enough trash cans in an area.

No. I regularly see trash on the ground with sometimes as much as 5 trash cans in sight that are less than 20m away.

If you cut yourself with a knife, it might be your fault. And it might be that the knife is sharp on both sides and has no handle.

I like to jump out of bed and put weight on the leg.

That is if my blanket doesn’t trip me.

It feels like I’m thirty years too young to get these jokes.

2? What’d I miss?

20 seconds, Germany. Waiting while they checked if my name was on the list.

Completely depends on how often you need to write boilerplate code, and how error-prone it is.

After writing hundreds of instances of ‘fetch this from the server and show an error if it doesn’t work’, I finally wrote a helper for that. It took 2 hours, shouts at me if I use it wrong, and instantly makes my classes easier to read because all the boilerplate is gone. As an added bonus, the invocation is so small that Copilot can write it error-free, which it couldn’t before.

So fetching things is now a thing of a few seconds instead of one minute with a chance of making a mistake. I say it’s worth it.

Hast du vor, deine Sprachkenntnisse nun irgendwie zu verwenden oder ist das eine Art Speedrun durch eine oder mehrere Sparchen?

Ich präsentiere Ihnen [email protected] für die tägliche Deutschinjektion.

Ich kann mir nie merken, wie die Niveaus sortiert sind. Ist A1 > A2 > B1 oder A1 < A2 < B1? Und was ist dein endgültiges Niveau in Worten?

The guidelines in Germany say the first line of the screen should be 10cm (4 ½in) below your eyes. I find that uncomfortable, too.

C) Write a highly specific, custom-tailored boilerplate generator that does 80% of the work and needs only a day or two to implement.

There’s a great section in the second Hitchhiker’s book about this exact topic – if anyone’s interested.

Also office chairs with headrests, for whatever reason.

Don’t forget the invocation

if (CompareBooleans(a, b) == true)

Yet again, punctuation matters.