Depends on how much you care about security. Some distros are still very focused on “I operate my desktop in my locked house and don’t expect police to knock” use cases. If you’re chill with typing in a disk encryption password on boot you can turn that on, but getting a seamless secure boot+tpm decrypt is pretty challenging.

And then if that is what you want, people will of course happily tell you what a stupid insecure idea that is because Intel or Microsoft or something.

To answer your question broadly: I found arch/endeavor to be easier to secure and have a single set of solid instructions. OpenSuse and fedora both had multiple mediocre and deeply iffy sets of instructions, but for basic setup and use they are easier to use. OpenSuse bricked several times, fedora was far far far more stable for me but you’ll hear countless people with the opposite story. I don’t care for Ubuntu.

The bigger impact past setup is the desktop environment. You pick gnome (Ubuntu, fedora, endeavor) if you hate yourself and think some random dev 5000 miles away can make decisions for you better than you can. You pick KDE (fedora, suse, endeavor) if you want a nice windowsesque experience. You pick cosmic (popos, derived from Ubuntu) if you want to try something new that might suck. There are others but they are mostly if you want a super cut down experience.

People have recommended mint for new users for at least a decade or so. Please just don’t. It’s super out of date.

You don’t know their life. Some people can’t help but smell what the rock is cooking.

WWE changed its name due to the WWF suing the WWF. Its not even my joke, it’s just our legal system being a joke.

Because people keep giving them money

They haven’t actually got a full monopoly. You can give axs money. You can in some cases go to the box office ahead of time like it’s 1980.

If you want to see taytay, you are indeed going to pay ticketmaster, but the only way to defeat them is by not giving them money.

Awww, we found a child who has never seen the xkcd

It took me 5 or so clicks to get to a faq on their website which vaguely talks about it: this is about games that rely on servers which get shut down.

They renamed themselves to WWE in the 2000s :(

O…Kay? I mean that aligns with my joke but it’s a bit less funny if you explain it

I don’t get the joke? Mine would make the most sense reading the post I’m responding to and then immediately reading mine.

Street party at least

Everyone thinks grandpa should die but nobody wants to kill their grandpa

You must have misread, grok is doing the fact checking not Elon.

Lol imagine still being stuck on blockchain in 2025

This is a bad tool but even if it weren’t the no phone number thing is an anti-feature for most of the population.

The phrasing of the quotes is very “I sure hope someone comes along and fixes this for me because I’m not going to”

Oh look I’m a human I only have two arms and can’t even squirt ink at people. Oh ha ha I have all these stupid bones so if I’m locked in a prison I can’t get out, like a loser.

Zelda boss fights

Inventory management

Thats what you humans get for having the eyes from fish

I think you overestimate the quality of many humans’ eyes. Many people walk around with slightly bad vision no problem. Many older folks have bad vision even corrected. I cannot distinguish between 1080 and 4k in the majority of circumstances. Stick me in front of a computer and I can notice, but tvs and computers are at wildly different distances.

He’s a nazi because he’s a nazi not because he’s short. Calling him short isn’t a tone, it’s rude to short people. Unless the posters claim is short men are all Nazis it’s not relevant.