but what is “probable” starts to become hard to define in an infinitely expanding universe or multiverse.

wut

Or the wife he was statistically beating fought back and this guy is the scapegoat.

Don’t worry Google knows your location history lol

I still hate that we’re in the stage of capitalism where kids will only eat fruit if you slap a sticker with a Disney character on it first.

Impossible has been harassed with shady recall and regulatory practices lately. I can hardly find their products anymore and they used to be everywhere where I shop.

He didn’t criticize the regime, so it’s fine. We operate under the same rules as China and Russia now.

FSU is always crawling with plain clothes officers and unmarked cars

Wait what the fuck?

I’m not sure vaccines are a class issue, it seems to cross the spectrum.

Uhh wrong browser tab?

It’s an English language forum.

Tho ones who need to hear this already don’t.

Have you immigrated? Were you the first of your family to do so?

American cops don’t know what Lemmy is yet.

This guy is Elon and my dad works at Nintendo.

The metaphor implies that the person I replied to was fishing for someone to ask about their stupid theories, I’m saying that I bit the hook on their fishing line.

Misunderstanding the meaning of words is so alien to me.

I’ll bite: what should he do instead?

They are smarter than you and have better opinions than you. They really need you to know this.

This is what American freedom fighters look like.

That gorilla had a reverse Bigfoot sighting that he still tells the story of to anyone who will listen.