My first job was building computers with old parts. A guy needed MS Word for work but didn’t want to buy a new computer or upgrade his 386SX (25Mhz iirc). It had like 20MB of disk and I don’t recall the RAM. So he asked me if I could try. So I did. I managed to install DOS, Windows 3.1 and MS Word. I don’t remember how long it took to boot, but I remember that it would take 6 seconds for a pressed letter to appear on the screen.

Separate in small containers and sell at the pharmacy section.

I just saw Big Foot with a Venezuelan gang member sharing a cat bbq!

Would that work, though? Wouldn’t the birds be afraid of the “owl”?

This maybe a joke here, but if you have been in a cruise, you know how good it feels to get to your table and the server is already bringing you choice of beverage and maybe even the appetizer you always order.

Yeah, let’s blame the victim.

Only a week? Timing is perfect! What a coincidence!

So, is r/celebnsfw closing? Because it’s exactly what it is. Guy was probably the only human in a sea of bots posting there.

I have a stupid question. If I took a spaceship and went there, would I be able to fly through the rings? Like, up close is it a big empty place like “asteroid belts”?

But why would they be nude?

I’m ashamed to say that my daughter asked once for eggs with Nutella. Thank the heavens she doesn’t care about Nutella anymore.

I watched that movie exactly once when I was a kid, like, 40 years ago. My mother still talks about it when she sees an ewok.

Why did you wake me?

I have several IKEA pieces that I bought when I arrived in Canada in 2007 and are still going strong.

Good to know that I could throw regular toothbrushes in it. Only the disposable ones are the problem.

Cerol is old story. You can do it at home. Ground glass and glue. That’s all you need.

Kite fight is almost a tradition in Brazil. The real masters of kite fighting are capable of even capturing the enemy’s kite, wrapping it their own kite’s tail (called rabiola).

Now, when they do this near a highway, the razor sharp line can fall into traffic and cut through the necks of people in bikes. I had a line crossed in front of me once. I was in a car and the line wrapped on my mirror. I didn’t stop there because I thought it was dangerous. When I finally did, the line was embedded into the mirror’s casing, having cut through the plastic.

Another thing that can cause death related to kites. Kids love running after the cut ones. And they’re usually looking up, not sideways when running. So, being struck by a car is easy.

Just check if the other side has an X-chock between the wheels.

I remember DirecTV in the late 90s used this model. When you wanted to watch a pay-per-view, you had access to a channel that was streaming broadcasting it for 24 or 48 hours.

I wouldn’t mind a special guest appearance of a retired Chief O’Brian building gadgets for kids in a distant colony.

So, the precursor of the Pipboy?