*vital aid

You don’t wanna get support that somehow kills you. :)

Wolverine to Beast: “Pfft, show off.”

board room filled with parasites

“Ssssss, the humanssss are coming for our jobssssss!”

Russia is doing what no other country could do - Westernizing Ukraine.

Bill Cosby.

“Caribbean pirates are BACK on the menu, boys!”

And then pixelatedboat hears a conductorless orchestra for the first time…

grimaces and puts their hands on their hips

“…Not my fucking tempo.”

The Roku box was one of the good ones… about ten years ago. Though maybe this is just a TV thing. TIL Roku makes actual screens.

In the past few years especially, I’ve seen so many unshakable “good ones” go bad. Some, in the worst possible way.

A part of me thinks he knows what he’s doing.

Every Christmas they find another fragment of that person and their house underneath the snow.

Restarted, the Star Wars have.

Oil rig drillers?

“Your tactics confuse and frighten me, Sir.”

This looks shopped.

I can tell by the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my days.

Deathwing wouldn’t stand a chance.

*pierce the air with high-frequency hatred

Cruella DeVille, Cruella DeVille,

When she needs a new coat,

she shops at Good Will.

cups side of face in my hand

Say it ain’t so!

The resulting lights display is great, but the carbon footprint and the bad blood between neighbors is not.

My personal favorite is the Christmas decoration wars.