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Wikipedia say NY has 8.4m population in 2024. Easiest math, 1 in 8 can choose to leave. A little more detail, of those 1-in-8, they may or may not be politically motivated to relocate.
I cast… A10 Warthog… plus enchantment Terrain-Follow sonic boom… plus wall & land drain enchantment SR-71 Blackbirds at Mach 3 sent over your wall from 80,000 feet and make everyone pee.
In the U.S., robocalls and unsolicited calls still prevail (to some degree) because of a outdated telephone caller ID system. It’s replacement, STIR-SHAKEN, has yet to be done, much less widely accepted (all the phone brands and networks). Look how long it took us just to get RCS texting.
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California@lemmy.world•It rained a lot in October. Did it rain enough to end fire season? Precipitation levels were twice normal in many places, but LA fires in January showed big blazes can happen any time
3·7 days ago2025, Central Valley got just one storm all October. Yes, It was a gully washer. But everything is already dry. To hamper fire season must ask for continuous moisture (the ground must remain damp) until spring.
I’ve seen this around here. That is a thorn symbol. It’s when their keyboard language is set to Icelandic.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Dogs In Chornobyl are Mysteriously Turning Blue, But Radiation Is Not to Blame
2·8 days agoMethylene blues clues solved the case!
🤷What’s the name of the Vulcan teacher who always farted?
😁T’ Uter
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Waymo CEO Says Society Is Ready for One of Its Cars to Kill SomeoneEnglish
2·8 days agoBets on that a car attempted to drive thru a chained-off or roped-off parking lot. Car vs steel cable? Someone or something went airborne.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•It sends shivers down the spine
3·8 days agoRedheads and ghosting go together.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•I know when I'm not wanted
4·8 days ago🎵🎶’Bustin’ makes me feel good!
… So who you gonna call? 🎶🎵
Ronan!!!

🎵🎶…yeah yeah yeah yeah. 🎶🎵
If in a million years they are into Minecraft, that ☢️ sticker might corrode into something that might resemble a super rare golden yellow creeper.
Or a regular green creeper.
They’ll dig it up, either way.
𝖜𝖔𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖊 6 7 𝖘𝖎𝖝𝖙𝖞 𝖘𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖐𝖎𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖎 𝕿𝖔𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔢𝔪 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔨𝔢 ℕℙℂ 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓫𝓻𝓸
I’d be furious. Impressed, but still furious.
DATA: It is ok to enter the bridge, sir. No environmental concern. Just the ghost of Ronan has arrived to see the Doctor.
PICARD: Yuck.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•I’m Your Uploaded Bloodwork Results, and No, I Will Not Explain Myself to You (McSweeney’s)
2·10 days agoDuring a blood work draw I always want to ask if I could keep the squeezey toy. I’m certain they only let children keep them. I don’t want to get billed $39.99 for it, plus a toy distribution fee, a biller research fee, unwrapping fee, handling fee, lab billable hours, and sales tax.
It’s fine. I have squeezy balls at home.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Seriously... We really don't need anything else right now.
10·12 days agoEvicted a whole bunch of fish? “Ellen, we paid off the last mortgage payment! Breakout the caviar. Oh, nooo!!” “This place will be wonderful to raise our family. Honey honey? Where’d you go?” “Breaking news… the township of Atlantis has disappeared up into the sky.”
ssssssssssssssssssssSSSHLORP
“My legs MY LEGS!!”We’re just angering all the marine life now.









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