We all know what you were thinking.

Congratulations though! What kind of fertilisers are you willing to try?

You guys get responses?

Not all horror movies are mixed for a hundred odd channels, right? Yet even horror movies have whispered dialogues

I think we can all agree that a lot of tension stems from dialogues

This is actually a very good strategy

Especially if you tell the aggressee about it

That’s a painful new trick to perform with your tailbone….

I’m doing my part to remind you to delete your post!

Are you?

It still makes me chuckle but … not as profusely as it once did….

This is getting old now

They look great but they look yellow….

That’s the Instagram creepy house aesthetic!