I think you’re 12 or 13 and lying about being 20, judging by your writing style and use of emoticons.

Paladin Fairy?

“I AM DEVOUT TO MY GOD!” Gets flicked across the room

Frission, maybe?

Bad Dragon

I fucking hated school. I remember my freshman math teacher would give us packets with work for each day of the week. I would finish my folder of work either Monday or Tuesday and would just sleep. I had an A in that class for my work and my tests.

I failed that class because “participation is half your grade” Get fucked, cunt.

I saw a house in Phoenix that was in my price range. I thought, “Wow, this house has a lot of natural light.”

The last photo was a picture of the roof, or lack thereof.

“This app isn’t available for your device because it was made for an older version of Android.”

No. People are afraid to die because they know the light at the end of the tunnel is Jersey.

Someone asked me if I was from Jersey. Bitch, do I look like use a whole bottle of bronzing lotion?

To be fair, we had this available for years. Now it’s just fully native.

So, uh, I have no idea if my chaotic good monitors have different dpi. I guess I’m just used to it lol

Your bus’ route isn’t on their website?

Where I live, we have a map of the entire public transit.

Sky King

2nd for Thunder, but I turned off swipe and gestures and turned on the buttons in General.

I’ve been thinking about buying the bootleg Fire Red and Leaf Green because theyre expensive, but I want to own them lol

I used to have most of the Pokemon games, but my mother took all my shit to a pawn shop when I was a teenager.

Sorry, my dumbass forgot that the hemispheres have opposite climates

The fuck is midwinter?

I just bought a wheel and shifter, so I’ve just been cruising around in Forza.

Mainly trying to get used to it because it’s not the same as driving irl.

Need more F7U12 in my life

How dare you not post the better version of this song https://youtu.be/CVvx-01DlSU