“Sorry for how I smell during smash brothers”

The various spellings of vidya always get a nose exhale laugh.

The best part is this is the relaxation zen.

Thanks for your posts.

Everything I’ve seen about oblivion remake says “wait for patches”

The new vegas ps3 comparison is rough. That was hilariously bad. Especially when your save was large you’d be 7 minutes for a load screen lmao

Ds1 just flows so well. I still get happy when a new run gets the black knight halberd

Omg thank you. I don’t know flowers well. Will keep this in mind and go back in a week to check

The feeling of being “on” with jokes can’t be matched. Total stim.

My curse is i also love making others uncomfortable. So when it starts, good fucking luck, im winning wherever it goes lmao

Last time I went years ago someone was shooting up in the bathroom.

Was a very long john silvers experience. Remember the food always beeing of a greasy quality similar to jack in the box.

Like it has no right to be as delicious as it is.

Sir/Xer

Tell me your secret coping skill. If it is more lame than being funny you have to leave.

Sorry for being productive with my pain 🤷

Stick to tv and phones, fuckers.

The alarm sounds are the engineering team jerking themselves off into your face.

Ok, but do yall know the thing with bridge ladies?

They’re a different breed. Grandma was one. They love rules, they love being mean girls, they are cliquey.

When started working at retirement places seeing all the different flavors of my grandma at that table was spooky. Drinkers and smokers the lot lol

I want to put a band aide on my amputated arm. Y no work.

There’s always a use… unless the cat claims it

The ticket comes with a toe trigger

Coworkers like 75% spectrum. Office is DARK

When we have meetings, boss comes in and opens the blinds. We scurry around like roaches

Sorry ur getting molested or whatever. Mom said it was mine tho

It is truly incredible when you see how someone can make themselves be such a roadblock. Like how are you even this way?

How long have you been alive?

Shocking

Locally owned and operated retirement home that got new management after og owner retirement.

They changed the logo to a cross when they changed all their old company practices to a more for profit approach. All during covid when they cut everything too.

Hired on with the expectation of a 3 month raise. Lol no. First job and first lesson that if it’s not in writing it doesn’t exist.

One time I found molded beans in bulk storage. Was instructed to scrape off the top layer and use the rest since truck wasn’t coming and we needed it.

Hardies would routinely ship molded product. Options were pick around the refuse or have nothing. Sometimes a dishwasher or line cook would go to the store with a list when it was too bad.

The actual secret? You can do a lot to food and still be ok. Honestly got me over my food pickyness. Don’t fuck with the danger zone and you’re good.

He’s been in that room huffing the same farts for years.

Listened waaay back too like sub 1k little beyond.

I can only recall him speaking a handful of times in that time. Unsure if that changed as time went on.

With some edm rave in there too.

A bit of the gay. Keep away from my ass but please get yours over here