A kid in the womb is better off listening to old people’s regrets and dying wishes so they can handle dying of old age better when the time comes

I hit a kid with my car once so now I can litter and stuff without guilt

Nope

This is my favorite kind of review- thank you

Power tripping = not agreeing with me

True, I think most of us here can agree with that. This is just a joke post though- OP knows they broke a stupid rule in a funny way, and came here to have a laugh about it

I think from context we can gather that the removal was due to “advocating violence”

I’d argue that the meat of a vegan human who consents to being eaten is vegan

There’s a classic relationship question (often as a joke, but sometimes unironically from an insecure partner) of “would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Am I getting a lot of downvotes?

Edit: oof, I just checked lol

Where I live, you can drive across town in 30 minutes. I once worked with a coworker who lived about a 15min drive from work (less than 8km), and it consistently took him 2 hours to get to work by bus.

Oh shit 9/10 dentists was an idiot? More evidence of the deepstate plot

Chad DMed this to me and asked me to spread the word about his new product bc he’s banned from half the fediverse

Idk what any of those 3 things are, but Chad made this himself

1/10 dentists surveyed was an IDIOT

Are flight attendants and hospital staff having more sex than BOH food service workers?

SFW

Edit: oh, this is an ad

Looks right on my end

Edit: damnit I wrote this right before you actually fixed it

Sponginess is a great word for it! I wanted to describe it as kind of fluffy, but that felt not quite right