This seems like a great approach. Unfortunately, unless I have misunderstood something, it seems I would have to be first diagnosed with something that would give cause to needing an emotional support animal. It does not seem like I would be able to do this in a timely manner. Once I get any place though, I’ll definite pursue this to prevent any further issues of having a pet.
Welp time to give the hard working CEOs a well earned raise of a few billion.
while we are at it, i think we should cut costs. From where? well the biggest source of losses of course! the employee’s wages! or even their entire jobs!