The survivors called it Pepe Day.

I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

That fucking godawful trailer convinced me not to see it unless there’s unanimous praise…

Shit, these things were fed tweezers, but what if they develop a taste for human flesh?

Ah, the Hopoate

Watched it a few months ago, still a great movie.

The fucking time machine sequence at the end, oh my God.

“He wasn’t a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!”

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Halo.

Biden didn’t run either

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!