Hahahaha.

You want to add over two trillion to the debt and a promise to solve it?

The democrats should offer $7500.

Bid for my vote!

I have a two inch floppy but it’s thick.

If you stacked them into a five mile high pyramid they’d be strong enough and stable enough too.

Theirs is strong enough to stand it’s just not stable enough to.

It’s a CBAT.

Cucumber, bacon and tomato.

The cranes aren’t holding it up the cable stays are keeping it from falling over.

Want to buy a bridge?

I’ve got one for a good price.

We give money to the billionaire job-creator class so they can create jobs, dodge taxes and fuck kids.

Always amazed by the creativity of the people around here.

The BAC content that you take your test at should determine your legal limit.

And a step-sister show where she’s stuck in the washing machine.

This is the time of the year when accounts with a thousand post and ten comments start trying to depress the vote for the only party that has a chance to beat the republicans.

Topsoil is mostly shit.

That’s only eighty million dollars per Emmy!

Hey if Batman can find Lau in Hong Kong and extradite him we should be able to rescue Jackie Chan.

You sound like one of those boys from Sunnyvale.

Clever.