My dog was found as a stray in the panhandle, before being whisked across the country. If his trauma is anything to go by, my heart breaks seeing you stuck out there.
At this point, we really should just build a Hexbear commune in WIsconsin or something.
I love cats, they just make me sneeze a lot. As long as I have a cat-free sadness zone to recover from the sneezing, I’d gladly help build the cat cult!