I’ll be the one cooking while they each take turns sucking my dick

Very nice

Network virus test

Fuck you drug users don’t go to church and we can’t have that in America /s

My 2008 beater is great because it has no smart shit it in at all. I wouldn’t buy a newer car unless it had a standard enough dash that I can replace whatever dumbass restricted smart app shit system it comes with.

“Firefox is bad because I got a virus one time and Firefox was my default browser therefore Firefox gave my computer a virus”- my brother

I never switched to Chrome. I didn’t do it when it first came out and people were shitting their pants in excitement. I didn’t use chrome in the middle of the 2010s when no one even knew about Firefox. I still don’t use it. I never switched from Firefox.

Wtf why is this so goddamn hot?