A lot of people yearn to be part of something bigger than themselves, something truly glorious, something that can give their life purpose. Some people climb the corporate ladder, others join the military, and some will selflessly dedicate their life to charity. But deep down, all we truly want is to not only see a really, really deep hole at the beach, but to know that we contributed to making such a big, cool hole in the sand.

I am Florida man and I hate this summabitch.

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Sarah’s CPAP Follow-Up

Congratulations! My baby girl is about to turn 16 and it is amazing how quickly it all went by. I have a lot of fond memories or holding her in my lap while Mommy slept since we used to do this in shifts. It is the most amazing experience to watch a little baby grow up to be a person that, for better or worse, you helped mold and shape. Enjoy every minute of it because it will be gone before you know it.

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

So he’s 1/2 of that pair that stands at a fork in the road? You know, with that guy who always tells the truth? And you get 1 question to figure out which way to go?

As a Floridian, that’s a shit take.