I got mine because I figured it would be good for bets.

“Hey random person at the bar, I bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass”

I don’t drink anymore though.

Funnily enough, I did have a colonoscopy recently, and I did not mention my tattoo beforehand. Afterwards, when I regained consciousness, I told them I hoped anything I had said before being aware was harmless and entertaining, and the nurse said “You were plenty entertaining” :(

Just did. “People With Tattoos I Wanna See”

“As soon as I get my next check and pay off my payday loan and pill guy”

Same for us guys with “Your Name” on our asses

Ok, thanks. And thanks for the info.

Yes

I don’t, and that was the last one. If there were an easier way, I’d use it.

Go ahead and report that for me though if you don’t care. 'Preciate it.

Dear mod:

You know, it would be really helpful if you would actually write a reason for removal instead of just “chill” or anything else unhelpful. The second one actually helped me understand what I did wrong instead of making you look like a sensitive little baby.

And I didn’t copy/paste anything; I retyped it because dude asked what I said. So eat my dick, or be more helpful.

Removed by mod

Wow can’t even talk about jerking a dude’s dad off in here. I thought this was 196 not 1984

I’m going to learn how to orgasm!

I’m doing my part!

Removed by mod

I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN THIS WAY

I’m reporting this. Not beautiful. Very painful. Make me cry.

I about shit when I saw him

Did you know Jimmy played a ravager in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Ah, what? Fuck man, I listen to Jimmy Urine every day :-(

Fuck.

2 weird things: don’t remember deleting my comment, and I didn’t know there were cameras in that office.