Community banks are the only option I can think of. Location is big too. My small town had a bank robbed by a guy who fled on a bicycle. I imagine the bike was a quick flee and he ditched it for a getaway vehicle waiting a few blocks away. They never caught him.
I guess I understand but he is clearly a long term fan. The woe is me gimmick doesn’t really land. I’ve been subscribed for years when Mahomes was a fawn. That it took this long to acknowledge him is just silly.