How dare people checks notes want a degree of representation in the media and hobbies they enjoy.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my day job of signing up 16 year olds to multi year contracts with the military…”

What a terrible day to be literate.

Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.

*will break

And Palestine. Shit is going to get uglier than it was already.

Same

Last time we had him over for a barbecue we had to throw away a whole goddam cooler full of burgers.

How would we detach a land locked state? I’m here for your idea, I’m just wondering about the logistics.

Squish the Dakotas together and make PR a state, we wouldn’t even need a new flag.

Do you guys have trump zero?

Yeah, my initial reaction was “well if he’s willing to shoot me I might as well shoot back”. But thinking about it, I’m a white cis man, I can’t imagine being in a situation like that and knowing that if I did retaliate I would more than likely be the one persecuted by the police.

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called “One big Dakota”. We wouldn’t even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

Hey, there could be Hamas tunnels under those journalists!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

The world is on fire around us, even in places where it’s only smoldering people don’t want to consign their children to the flames.

Plus I’m fairly certain he ate my son, which is a major bummer.

Except building the technical and logistical capability to build planes on the scale of Boeing takes decades of effort and billions in investments. And in that time, one of the major logistical lynchpins for the entire US economy is just fucking gone. That’s not just going to suck in the short term, that’s going to cripple us as a country for fucking decades.

But yeah, free market, weee!

Thanks, I hate it

I sold mine a while ago after moving, but when I lived in Portland I put almost 800 miles on it commuting to and from the max station. They are easily the coolest way to get yourself killed out there.