Lmao I got one similar to that but mentioned Biden. I love being dumb when replying, which is fun when they reply, although pretty rare. Hopefully I get a response after pretending to have no idea who Biden or Trump are 
My favorite one was when I pretended to have no idea what Woke was and eventually I just got a “You have successfully been unsubscribed” midconversation, like the person just gave up.
One of my favorites I haven’t seen mentioned is the one when George HW Bush moves across the street and Bart keeps fucking with him.
Same! My wife and I joked that they’re probably sent by some Conservative group to annoy the shit out of people which would be a good bit. Especially since replying “stop” only seems to get you more.
Piero Scaruffi
Holy shit lmao that’s a name I haven’t thought of since like 2010. Old /mu/ heads might remember that
Honestly it sometimes works in Vic3 lol
Overheard coworker talking about their upcoming vacation to Spain and Morocco when another asks: “With all the Iran and Iraq wars going on will that be safe?”
Most geographically/current event literate American
Isn’t that Ilhan Omar’s daughter on the right?
Dolores Dei?
I like the classic from /r/stims that was like “Why does meth turn me into a communist?” or something
I’ve been subscribed to Foreign Exchanges for years now, I think their substack has a good amount of free posts
Look at the front page of DownDetector rn lol bunch of big websites having issues it seems 
A few Trump ones:
“California is going to have to ration water. You know why? Because they send millions of gallons of water out to sea, out to the Pacific, because they want to take care of certain little tiny fish that aren’t doing very well without water, to be honest with you”
“I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape.”
When I had a paid chess account I just used the International flag. Had some funny interactions with people thinking I was a Russian or Chinese trying to hide my identity.
Al-Qaeda say they have taken out the World Trade Center towers, but it was actually the planes that did it.
My wife and I were at a used bookstore recently and saw this book: The Coming Collapse of China
We were both making fun of it while browsing it but then we saw that it was published in 2001 and just died laughing.
I’ve been unemployed since November and the job hunting process is absolutely insane. One of the places I’m currently interviewing for is a position I applied to at the start January and it just sums up my experience so far, albeit a bit more on the ridiculous side.
Two weeks to hear back after applying and schedule first interview, an HR screening, which was then scheduled a week after that email. Then they needed a week and a half to let me know if I was going to the second round technical interview. After the second round I had to wait another two weeks for them to schedule the third ‘company culture’ interview, which I recently had and hopefully will know something before this month is over.
But fucking hell three rounds over two months for a relatively entry level position? When I was last in the job hunt, in 2018, I’d sometimes do three rounds in a week and a half. And those were for more senior positions than I’m applying to now.
Idk shit’s fucked. I still have a few months of unemployment and I haven’t had to dip into my small amount of savings yet. But I am constantly feeling the judgement from my family and mother-in-law for spending time unemployed/not finding a job yet.
My mother in law has said the exact same things, except she said “millions of years” instead of thousands. To which I replied “that’s true. Neanderthals and Australopithecus battled it for control of holy land”
Can’t wait to grab something only to have the price change by the time I get to the register