it’s all relative anyway

“do you guys have enough rope? here, let us give you some more”

I feel like it belongs more in the chaotic row

17 years! you must have given her such a wonderful life

where do you get all your polonium from?

not asking for any nefarious reason

it’s just a matter of whether you’re voting for the rich psychopath or the rich geriatric.

seems an easy choice to me

what else would it be?

wish I actually used Spotify, so I could boycott

and the original(s - they do two distinctly different versions) are both amazing, arguably better than this cover.

look up EDNASWAP - Torn for the original versions

a gray team joins the game from the east, hostile to both present teams

except for all those times when it wasn’t…

but any further violence is excessive. obviously.

I actively try to avoid killing cockroaches - they’re useful to the ecosystem. Republicans, not so much.

I doubt I’d extend them the same courtesy.

exactly!

this is the world liberals want (im being 100% serious)

I don’t strictly forget about them, but I never think to buy them myself. Brussels sprouts.

Jung’s work is too derivative. If you want to be taken seriously, coach it in terms of Freud’s theories.

give daddy’s tablet back and stop skipping school.
your older self will thank you for it.

even if this specific example were, the law of large numbers means there’s a very high likelihood that at least one person really holds this attitude.

it took me a long time to realise that just because it has the word liberty (almost) in it, doesn’t mean it’s a left-wing idea.

I think you said the unspoken part out loud.