CelloMike
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CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•What is your current wallpaper, be it phone or desktop?English6·3 months agoAtmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•Whats your stupidest joke?English31·3 months agoWhat’s brown and sticky?
A stick
Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Real ones will recognise this moleculeEnglish13·3 months agoLed me to this wonderful list
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way?English26·3 months agoWhen I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)
Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool
“Clarence, I have a slight headache”
“Me too, Geoffrey”
Conversely, spotted this recently
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.English8·3 months agoNGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.English796·3 months agoEuropeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot “football”
Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands “football”
One of these makes more sense to me… :p
CelloMike@startrek.websiteOPto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•For anyone who grule up in the UK in the 80s or 90s - met a few celebrities todayEnglish3·4 months agoBeaney museum in Canterbury
Sometimes more than one 🤮
Turns out it’s a lot harder to do this with a whale
Why not Zoidberg?
(V)(,;,;,)(V)
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Since 0 = (+1) + (-1), this proves that the universe was born out of nothing, creating two universe, one with positive matter, and the other with negative matter. (Aka: Matter & Anti-matter)English4·4 months agoWelcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics
Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it
The audience were not on his side 😆
Looks like it yeah, found other seals in the sealbarrow on their Twitter
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•8 yr old me after my parents did my woodworking assignmentEnglish1·5 months agoWhen I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds
Such a threatening energy, I love it