Literally and figuratively…

Wolfgang Pauli would like a word with you.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

That stuff is gonna be hard to spread on toast.

Water is woke now?

What, you wanted them to park on that innocent parent and child?

Wait, was it because she’s too fascist or not fascist enough?

Yeezy is so passé. Black electrical tape is this year’s hottest fashion trend!

Trade secrets? Is Threads already delinquent on some vendor payments too?

Check out the asphalt on that hot shingle.

Neat. It’s been a minute since the last global calamity was unleashed.

Yo, when did we start grilling lemons?

It must have taken all of Elon’s willpower to not make the limits:

• Verified accounts are limited to reading 6969 posts/day
• Unverified accounts to 420 posts/day
• New unverified accounts to 69/day

9 months later

More like repressed memory rather than nostalgia.