Metostopholes
“He’s just zis guy, you know?”
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Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•In 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine.English8·6 days agoWeirdly, that lyric is way older than the Baja Men song.
https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/whomst-among-us-let-the-dogs-out/
I assume the “Tragic Story of the Inventor of Fire” is that he got Thagomized.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto politics @lemmy.world•New social media platform with no community guidelines, no mods and no bots. Better than Reddit with file sharing and instant messaging.English5·7 days agoPlatform: Flibbar (owned and operated by F89 LLC)
That corporation.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Tolkien, Lord of the Rings (LotR), etc.@lemmy.world•45 Years Ago, A Forgotten Fantasy Epic Proved That Adapting Tolkien Is Almost ImpossibleEnglish29·7 days agoHaving the orcs in Mordor singing about not wanting to go to war is insane, but “Where There’s a Whip, There’s a Way.” kinda slaps.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Lord of the memes@midwest.social•"Then Fëanor rose, and lifting up his hand before Manwë he cursed Melkor, naming him Morgoth, the Black Foe of the World; and by that name only was he known to the Eldar ever after."English241·10 days agoAdmittedly that was one hell of a dog. Huan was an extra good boy, 14/10.
Just be depressed and you’ll sleep all day.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org•I guess we're kind of friendsEnglish13·11 days agoTraveled down the road and back again…
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•i truly believe that there's an open war between Humanity vs. Advertisers and their allies.English59·12 days agoI agree with Bill Hicks.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Comic Books@lemmy.world•Your favorite public domain superhero?English30·17 days agoNot pictured, but it’s definitely Micro-Face.
Stealin’ yo girl.
(^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯ SNIP SNIP
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Macaroni and cheese is just nachos made with flour.English17·25 days agoWait, are you not supposed to boil your tortilla chips?
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the weirdest dream you remember having?English13·27 days agoI was a penguin. I was waiting in line at the Harold Washington library in Chicago to get an autograph from Neal Stephenson. I had to keep looking over my shoulder, because there were wanted posters up everywhere with my penguin face on them, because I was being hunted for a crime I didn’t commit.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•...and then I just buy another drive!English104·1 month agoslaps desktop PC case
This bad boy can fit so many fuckin drives in it.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Lemmy has the ideal number of posts for me. Just enough to have a good time but not too many that I'm scrolling foreverEnglish22·1 month agoYeah, I just sort by new. I see everything posted in my subscriptions, and can just be done for a while. It’s great. And early comments get more upvotes, heh.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto 196@lemmy.world•Is... this... technically a true rule?English18·1 month agoWait, so are femboys masc now?
Nicole will message you eventually, you can talk to her.
Nutpeas.