How insidious! The two standing in for the three is particularly damning. They think us all fools! Thank you for breaking that down for us, we truly are surrounded on all sides.

Hang on, put this in your ear.

it’s not actually different hardware/architecture compared the the switch.

Someone should notify Nintendo. They went through all the trouble of emulating Switch software on the Switch 2 hardware. Had they known it was the same architecture they could have saved themselves the trouble.

Yeah, Shuckle!

I cannot wish enough ill upon them.

Not with that attitude. C’mon, keep trying like the rest of us.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the Texas Central high-speed rail and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at these suggestive punctuation marks. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Except not as charming, nor intelligent.

In my head, it’s Another One Bites the Dust.

I firmly believe that the gene for “wants to do crazy shit” and the gene for “has mad skills” will converge given enough time.

I have to do a double-take every time I try to go on a boring, run of the mill down escalator. (I’m perfectly fine going up.) It’s like I’m waiting for vertigo that never quite comes, just threatens.

I feel that way in some sports stadiums. Like… I can intellectually recognize that hundreds of thousands of people use these stairs without incident every year. But it does not feel that way in the moment.

CGP Grey did a great video going over the psychology of this phenomenon.

https://youtu.be/rE3j_RHkqJc

Just enough to get the libertarians frothing before the scowl.

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Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

Kill a rich white man, death penalty.

Also “charged with terrorism.”

It takes some time to be comfortable enough to break the fart barrier.

I legit farted as I was opening this post.

(Seriously though SSRIs screw with my GI)

Was not expecting new amiibo for this. Digging it.

I still have my MetalZone. Like, I get the memes and all, but… 25 years ago, for like $100? The suggested settings in the manual showed off a ton of versatility. I don’t play much anymore, but I still consider it a permanent piece of the kit.