I would leave them the tip of my penis

Are there any free speech instances?

So selfish, he should give me a million, and then give 15usd to literally every single person on the planet (including himself).

Why isn’t this tagged as NSFW for me?

I’m at work, taking a lunch break, my colleague just saw me looking at a bent over chick that was about to put dildo up her asshole…

He cracked a joke about it, but I was lucky that no one from the higher ups saw it…

Removed by mod

I mean, I’ve had a Reddit account for 13-14 years, maybe even longer, as I was a lurker who bookmarked different subreddits, prior to making an account. In those years, I have commented maybe 5 times in total. So you dont get to tell me what to do, and I certainly won’t be commenting on this post.