Nothing to see here, just a plane crash. Into a missile. Pesky missiles.

Hell yeah. Bring on the Pretenders, Breeders, Alanis, Mazzy Star, Liz Phair…

And she was vilified for it. Ahead of her time.

It’s one of those “kids will love it but adults have good jokes too” movies. I was, however, side-eyeing the whole theater when the Kens started chanting “beach him off, beach him off, beach him off…”

Barbenheimer on Saturday!

That was Judith Love Cohen.

Google did a cool tribute in 2019: g.co/Margaretbymoonlight

Ah yes, that noted anti-vax wingnut and corporate tool that is cozying up to Bill Ackman and the rest of Wall Street and getting fundraisers thrown in the Hamptons.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/05/bill-ackman-rfk-jr-covid-vaccines.html

I have two pairs of those same Fiskars scissors. Love how they come apart for cleaning.

Masturbation is free. Just sayin’.

Took me several minutes to figure that one out.

Sorry to hear, and this isn’t going to help much, but sometimes going childfree can be an economic decision. My favorite place to stay in Las Vegas is Circa, and one of its features are no kids allowed. I don’t mean no small children, or just no children in the casino, I mean no one under 21 is even allowed past the door, ID is checked. Not in the hotel, not in the restaurants, not in the pool. And it’s a great pool.

I’ll know they are serious when they remake Song of the South. All live-action segments are now animated, previously animated segments are now live-action.

You know what, let’s not stop there. Live-action remakes of the Don Bluth movies, starting with The Secret of NIMH, then All Dogs Go To Heaven, An American Tail, then Land Before Time. Shit, let’s do Rankin, too! Who’s up for a live-action The Last Unicorn?