Atheist: dies
Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo
Atheist: wtf
Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol
Atheist: nooooo
Atheist: dies
Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo
Atheist: wtf
Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol
Atheist: nooooo
What a terrible day to have a throat.