It’s not even real horniness or lust. I just want the dopamine or whatever that makes life a little less terrible for anywhere between a few minutes and a few hours.
one singular braincell :3
they / he / she
It’s not even real horniness or lust. I just want the dopamine or whatever that makes life a little less terrible for anywhere between a few minutes and a few hours.
Heck yeah, good job following your dreams! <3
Stinky dog uwu
Aww dang, electricity is homophobic? turns off the lights
But you make the world a better place by not giving in to the meanies and being nice instead <3
The song they chant to transfer their soul into the object is actually pretty dope! I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy, diggy hole. I’ll give it a shot when I’m dying, but I’ll make sure there aren’t any MLP toys around.
edit: turns out the song is actually based on a Minecraft clip! I guess this comic references the original clip, not the song, but it’s a good song nonetheless.
Does anybody want to manage some big di- data security with me? 🥺 👉👈
That’s a very nice way to think about it. Thank you, I needed that today <3
HELL YEAH, MFER, I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW AROOOO
This sounds awesome. I want to SCREAM with you <3
Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ
But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱
Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn’t want to go back.
Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I’ll be waiting for you <3
I need to get off this ride. What’s the safeword for life? :c
But it’s all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures
I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can’t decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:
I wish I didn’t 😔
Are your pronouns “it/its” because I’d love to get you (to go out with me) :3
You have a very nice forehead
Old school Minecraft minigames were my jam back in the day, too. That moment when a bunch of Efficiency shovels appeared in your inventory and the game started was very special and exciting.