i’m dyslexic, i’m pronouncing things how they’re written. its comrade and no amount of ‘correcting’ me wil ever do shit sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

a bunch of shit I’m not qualified for

often these postings are made by HR people who don’t actually know shit about the position. my job ad asked for experience in a language that hasn’t actually been used in this company for fucking years, i knew that language and then straight up lied about knowing the one we actually use. i apologise if i’m stating the obvious here comrade, but some people in my life don’t do this – 100% apply to shit you’re not qualified for and lie about anything that no one can prove. fuck those corpos, good luck

i was a perfectly normal hetrosexual child, then i played portal 1, got the part where glados turns on you, and had to stop playing because i didn’t understand wtf i was feeling. skip to like 5 years (and another portal game) later and i was fucking gay. PLUS i have to bear the cross of being into women twice my age. woke video games did this to me smh

idk. a friend of mine is trying to buy a house soon and he, i, and another friend will be splitting the mortage costs 3 ways. it will be his house at the end of it and he does feel pretty bad about that, but also we’ll be paying less to him than we would otherwise renting anywhere else, so yes technically it is landlording and technically we are getting less than him, but also we’re better off living with him than we would be otherwise so no one’s getting hurt. i feel like situations like this are relatively normal and chill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i would say probably let the other person know tho. if only because it probably will come out eventually just for practical reasons, and you’ll look kind of dickish for hiding that. sure, you know you have good intentions, but your roommate doesn’t

huh, in my country this is already the law. given our culture of drinking, i really don’t think it works lol. like, if a kid is bothering to try to get ahold of non-alchoholic beer they’re already having that behaviour modeled to them and thats the part that actually matters

this AI push is so fucking funny. my team has lost 3 people in the last few weeks and none of the positions are hiring replacements because the company is choosing to invest in AI instead, and middle management has finally gone from bemused enthusiasm to barely-restrained panic. watching these tech illiterate types suddenly start to sweat as they realise the reality of the situation (which we have all known for months) is great fun. our AI is useless, commands from on high have told management to change how we operate to pin all our hopes on it, and now the CEO is going to watch them drown in exchange for shareholder value

call me predictable but

step 1: don’t make an internet post about it

nah but fr good luck comrade

it was always just the stembros that did the least work. the telling difference between engineers/chemists/mathematicians etc vs computer “scientists” was that we actually went to our lectures and labs lmao

ah shit, you’re right, i forgot the legendary putin pivot to furry porn that this grew out of. truly the libs are the wisest of all of us

sonic is, at least partially, russian propaganda

aside from the obvious fact that that’s insane, how is something partially propaganda? like, is russia only giving the artist partial money? is the artist 1/36th serbian or some shit? surely something IS propaganda or its not. braindead shit i stg

wait fuck how do you upload videos here

edit: i am a technological genius

eve ate one (1) apple at the dawn of time and god decided to become sexist about it. deeply fucked up

period: *exists*

me: nothing that a litre of gatorade with 9 shots of rum and a pizza and drinkable tylanol and a can of monster and some weed can’t fix

period: *continues to kick the shit out of me*

just did this test with the “assistant” at my job (different AI) and it did the exact same thing lmao. anyway we NEED to use ai, its the future

capitalism is the best possible system

ngl i miss the bus… i used to write so much and read more and i texted people back in a semi-timely manner. now that my hour+ of commute has been replaced with time where i actually have to pay attention to where i’m going, life at large seems harder to deal with.

i’m sure driving is WAY worse tho lmao

for the bit

doesn’t this set a precedent to destroy basically all false advertising rules ever? your nut-free products can now contain nuts, because fuck you. your meatless burgers can be made of cats. your arsenic-free soda can give you arsenic poisoning, fuck it. i don’t know anything about the usamerikkan legal system, but how can this possibly hold up?

if no one answers, they can come back

however they cannot break in or demand entrance in any real way. no, they don’t have a warrant. yes, you can absolutely lie to their faces. even if you have a tv you can just say you use it for video games or something unless they actively see you watching doctor who lmao. but obviously no one would ever do anything so devious and evil

Yeah, this is really not normal. I grew up on a farm and when I heard about this on the news I kind of rolled my eyes - people can be freaked out by how you interact with horses because it can look a little rough, but they’re massive fucking animals with stone/metal fists and will kill you if you actually hurt them. Almost always, a horse is fine. And then I saw the footage.

This is really not the way to do things. What she’s doing is both excessive and incredibly unprofessional. Straight up amateur shit. In my village the tradition was that you don’t give a kid a whip until a) they’re 13 and b) they have proven that they can ride without it. You never need them if you know what you’re doing. Whips/crops are supposed to be used to surprise the animal and get their attention, not to hurt them. The type of whip she’s using in this video (a lunge whip) shouldn’t really even make contact with the horse, you use them to either make noise behind them or to shock them a little from the corner of their vision.

The insane part is that at one point, she’s hitting the horse from the front. That is something you never fucking do (partly because you’re increasing your chance of getting fucking killed lol)

Like, this is something that you might expect of someone who has never handled a horse before and is particularly mean. This would never be called for under literally any circumstances. To see this from someone who’s been riding their whole life and absolutely knows better? She was pissed off and actively taking her frustration out on that poor horse. I doubt she could really do much damage with a lunge whip, but she meant to hurt the horse.

Firing squad for this freak immediately

EDIT: i’ve just watched it all the way through and she’s using two fucking hands??? also at one point i think she’s literally impacting the poor thing with the handle of the whip at some point??? she’s doing so many things that are unnessecarily and unprofessionally cruel and also could get you fucking killed. like, surprisingly enough, forcing a massive animal up agaisnt a wall is a very very bad idea. it almost kicks her and she still doesn’t back off. evil shit.