That cat ain’t look right. It’s a cain’t.

I was born cynical but him making a fuss has other motives but I’m not that clever. Is he trying to become a martyr? He spends thousands per moth, he can afford another set, no? He has hidden money everywhere.

Maybe, although I personally don’t get that at all. Then again I’m not exactly a misogynist and do enjoy drag… Maybe I do want to see Elon in legit* drag after all. And I do mean something legit–not the diarrhea of frat bro tropes he’d inevitably lean into.

Can we get a fanfic going about Elon’s secret drag performance addiction instead of ketamine? I’d probably read it, but I’d also be glad it exists.

Musty, Felon

Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵

Whoa! Interesting. Thank you for following through with the story. I saw your message below. Totally worth it. The book I’m currently reading mentions the Red Scare quite a bit, so reading this is even more spooky considering today’s political climate.

It wouldn’t have changed my stance. A follow-up message would’ve pressured me to let them down easy seeing they were still interested, but their silence felt indifferent.

@problematicfacts

You two would get along so well…

It’s a button to say: “You’re wrong, I don’t care what you have to say, LA LA LA LA SHUT UP”

Idk, my downvotes mean “ugh”.

My cat will knead and then perch herself on my stomach. But don’t I dare lay a finger on her or she’ll move to the chair. 🤷‍♂️

All I’m hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y’all. I’ll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.

Good lord. Imagine a perfect being this perpetually angry over their own creation against the grand backdrop of the universe.

(psst Por qué no los dos)

This is hilarious. I especially liked the “no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar”. I could hear the SpongeBob footsteps.

Yes, usually, but I’m more frequently using the Read Aloud extension. It’s the least effort that gets me there.

As a minority who is usually on your side: no, fuck off. This had a very real and tangible effect on the election. Trump had increased support from every minority group and that includes a good chunk of my extended family.

Wait, you’re mocking “both sides” after saying that about Harris? I’m so confused.

Tbf, Trump’s allies tend to be both. The Venn diagram is almost a circle. 😅

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If only Sweden invaded the rest of the world instead of Russia… *le sigh*