Jaywarbs

Florida sexual assaults drop to 0!

Isn’t this the guy that people sometimes joke is Tommy Wiseau?

You should get Pop Qwiz - the stuff from the early 90s that came in different colors and you’d find out what it was when you opened the bag.

The American Dollar

We hear church bells all the time, so this seems reasonable.

A 4.5 hour cut of Napoleon Dynamite directed by Ridley Scott? I’m in.

No, and nobody in my immediate family has owned a manual since the early 90s. I’m 34 and in the US.

Wait really?? Now I’m even more interested!

Thanks for explaining - yes I misunderstood and thought you were saying that those who were mad a bakery refused to serve gay people shouldn’t try to ban anyone else from their own stores. Sorry about that and thanks for explaining!

I didn’t even realize he was a real person. I thought that “Joe the Plumber” was just a name they used in the debates to signify some kind of common person.

Being gay and being a cop are not at all the same. One is a sexual orientation and one is a job. Cops chose their job.

Everyone has to skip instead of walking.

It’s by Sabotage, who did The Messenger. That game’s music is crazy good too.

They got this wrong too - the emoji is the glasses and mustache one.

I was going to ask how you feel about Pretzel Ti🥨e, but then I saw that they turned into Pretzelmaker.

Maybe 14 minutes??

There’s a Doordash+ option that takes away some delivery fees. I don’t normally pay for it but you get a year free with your Amazon Prime account.

Have them do the Voynich Manuscript too!

I remember in 4th grade (age 10) my class was shown “The Movie”, which described basic sexual functions. I distinctly remember the words semen and ejaculation being used, not because I actually learned the meanings, but because I thought they sounded funny. I’d say that the concept gender is actually easier to describe than the biology of sex and reproduction.