I’d guess they put “don’t be evil” in early on as a honeypot to lure in a user base. Once we gave them enough power they didn’t need to pretend.

"Whatever guy, it’s like $2 and I know you just swallowed the whole damn thing, but here, sure, I’ll give you another one while you hold your bag with 5 pounds of hot pockets and a 3L bottle of Johnny Walker blue. "

-the Costco worker

Antonio?

I always start with, ok, so you know the internet is basically a series of tubes right? Once we are on the same page about that, I start talking about ipv4 and ipv6 including a mention of dual stack supporting instances.

Good luck doing that with Herpes.

I’m surprised that you’re surprised about how messed up Americans are.

I dropped a potato on the tile floor in my pantry and it ended up looking more aggressive than this. I’d say they like it rough. Pull it’s hair a little bit and talk offensively about it’s mother.

Nah, that’s bullshit. You’re no fucking saint. The problem with billionaires is you cant possibly live a normal life once you get there. That kind of power corrupts your thoughts, actions, and importantly the way every single person you ever interact with behaves.

If you become a billionaire I’m coming for you.

Amateur hour.

I’ll never understand where the term “blowing hot air up my ass” as if it was a pleasurable thing came from. I find it to be foul, but turning my bidet blower down to the coolest breeze is refreshing AF.

Like for brooms and shit?

Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

If you haven’t experienced enshitification with a company, you just haven’t quite waited long enough.

All for it. I rarely find a show beyond sitcom type comedies that isn’t dissapointing by season 4. 3 seasons of a good show keeps me simultaneously wanting more but also secretly glad that that’s how I’m left feeling. Feel the same way with a really good course at a restaurant.

I prefer bottoms to tops but not like this.

In English? Do you have an accent? Dragon is one of the better ones and it seems with many accents it does remarkably well. Google seems to have one of the worst I’ve come across.

Does feel like that, I agree, but if you spoke to someone who randomly completely misunderstood 8 out of every 100 words you said and had next to zero dead reckoning ability to figure out what that missing word was, I think you’d feel pretty frustrated.

Mostly agree but sometimes power isn’t available where you want the stand. Also, this is a pretty keen design - might be worth modifying with a simple carve out on the back to pop in a Qi charger.

At some point on the sliding scale of bidet force, they become enemas.

Fubarx taking blows for the team here in the spirit of Benjamin Franklin (many people don’t realize that he invented April Fools Day)!