Appreciate the advice on how my brain should work.

Mmmmmmm, Liquid coffee concentrate!

Maybe that’s the point? Maybe less stupid and more nefarious?

Fascist. If someone does maths differently than your preference, it’s not “weird shit”. I’m facile with mental math despite what’s perhaps a non-standard approach, and it’s quite functional to be able to perform simple to moderate levels of mathematics mentally without relying on a calculator.

Please don’t tap on the window or he will start smearing his feces

You are definitely not tik tok. If you have a few dozen billion and are like $200 short of being able to buy tik tok, I’d happily chip that in for you because I like your leadership concepts.

That’s some capitalism I can get behind! Free the citizenship market!

So French Bing is now more like Bing Bing?

I would never recognize an April fools news story in the modern era myself.

“Ask Claude to add 36 and 59 and the model will go through a series of odd steps, including first adding a selection of approximate values (add 40ish and 60ish, add 57ish and 36ish). Towards the end of its process, it comes up with the value 92ish. Meanwhile, another sequence of steps focuses on the last digits, 6 and 9, and determines that the answer must end in a 5. Putting that together with 92ish gives the correct answer of 95,” the MIT article explains."

That is precisrly how I do math. Feel a little targeted that they called this odd.

What’s your solution? Please share

All good advice except the personality disorder one. That my friend is going to be the one you are going to regret. Be safe out there.

There’s true medical danger, and then there’s the humanity part of this. Both piss me off to hear this, but the latter really gets me. There’s something very dark about the care falling out of Healthcare.

I’d guess they put “don’t be evil” in early on as a honeypot to lure in a user base. Once we gave them enough power they didn’t need to pretend.

"Whatever guy, it’s like $2 and I know you just swallowed the whole damn thing, but here, sure, I’ll give you another one while you hold your bag with 5 pounds of hot pockets and a 3L bottle of Johnny Walker blue. "

-the Costco worker

Antonio?

I always start with, ok, so you know the internet is basically a series of tubes right? Once we are on the same page about that, I start talking about ipv4 and ipv6 including a mention of dual stack supporting instances.

Good luck doing that with Herpes.

I’m surprised that you’re surprised about how messed up Americans are.

I dropped a potato on the tile floor in my pantry and it ended up looking more aggressive than this. I’d say they like it rough. Pull it’s hair a little bit and talk offensively about it’s mother.