That would explain perhaps why he’s the palest looking black person I’ve ever seen.

Put some motion sensors on that thing and rig it so I can play chopsticks with my feet.

No

That’s not true, I’ve cried in different showers all over the place.

Maybe speak for yourself.

Why are you so suspicious and judgemental? Would a fully sentiant lizard creature from the deep crypts of the earth ever carry around some sweet baby rays brand barbecue sauce used primarily in lubricating the products of totally normal heating of mammal flesh to temperatures that render it low in bacterial burden and amenable to a mix of flat and pentarating teeth attached to relatively weak jaw musculature? I think not. Seems like a perfectly humanoid thing to do and you should probably stop trying to draw attention to it.

Tried? Like you somehow escaped a cop following you?

Yes. Should have started more 10years ago, but doesn’t mean don’t start now.

Punk probably doesn’t even know who Gina Ekiss even is.

I dunno, but it probably involved slaves.

Heavy days?

Or anyone else’s for that matter.

Were you running it at the same time as Snood and cupholder.exe? That might be too much at once.

You either don’t understand what literally means or don’t understand GPS.

You can run GPS w/out a cell signal. GPS is not tracking you. Also, it’s more of just a question of premise. I’ve taken a lot of cabs and never had this issue and it’s hard to imagine them thinking they will get away with driving shenanigans in the modern era. Has this happened to you or just an old boomer tale?

Lemmy seems like a decent place for this. Small audience, mostly rational folks and easy enough to block hexbear / Lemmygrad creeps.

Where do I download these?

No please don’t confuse these. One is a technological marvel that changed the world for the better and the other is just an orange box that doesn’t do anything at all except maybe steal your personal data.

It will be hard to tell. What’s the difference between a bricked r1 and a non bricked r1? Answer: not much at all.

You ever had that happen in the post GPS in your pocket era? If so, how (lots of alcohol?).