You can fit two moles in a liter, but a gopher is too big

Cutting junior employees today sounds like a great option, until 10 years down the road you realize you don’t have any experienced people to backfill the senior employees who are leaving.

The next season of Sherlock on Masterpiece Mystery will be coming any day year decade now

I anthropomorphize my reproductive organs too, why should shrooms get a pass?

I can pull a Proton out and put it back in, as long as you’re not observing me

If we had ranked choice or some other system, dems and repubs would both lose to third parties that actually represent the people

You mean it lives on land and in the pond?

Yes

Poutine?

We’ve all been there. Walking around the UN for hours and no one wants to negotiate with you, so you end up going to the secret bathroom and negotiate with yourself. It may not be the same as negotiating with someone else, but at least it produces results and has a quick resolution.

It’s not even a loss. If I pirate it, they lost nothing because I wasn’t going to buy it anyways.

You can… Firmly grasp it?

Hi, it’s me, I’m the problem it’s me

Get schwifty

In the before times, we used to go to an independent movie theater. It had living room seating - big comfy chairs, waiter service for food and drinks before the show, no minors. Then they decided to try and go public, and AMC did a hostile takeover and they went to shit.

Now the only time I go to a theater, it’s the local art house single screen showing limited release and indy films.

If you won’t let tariffs and annexation threats deter you, let the threat of kidnap, deportation, torture, and murder deter you.

One time we were babysitting my little cousin. We had a rabbit roaming in the kitchen, and cousin was eating breakfast. Next thing, I hear him saying “that’s not a raisin!”

I’ve only read the first part of the Hidden series by Tiffany Shearn, but I really liked it. I’m planning to pick up the rest of the series at the Ren fair she attends this year.

We were getting new phones, and decided to go with the Motorola Moto G. It has an SD card slot, headphone jack, and doesn’t advertise around having ai built in. Great battery life too.

Oh how the turn tables