If this was real, I’d be round to MacDonald’s in a heartbeat.

Sure. I’ve got something hard for you. Where do you want me to put it?

Yes, I’d start by gently stroking your lovely ass, but mainly I just want to nestle my cock between your beautiful butt cheeks, rubbing myself on your hole again and again until you’re soaked in my precum and begging me to just shove it in.

Then I’d slowly enter you, opening up your hole, before sliding achingly slowly deeper inside you until I’ve buried my shaft in you as deep as it can go.

Next, starting slowly, I’d begin to slide in and out, steadily building to a deep, penetrating fuck.

I’d fuck your brains out, you sexy fuck, and cum deep inside your delicious bum.

Oh my, I never really umderstood the appeal of any of the furry stuff until I saw this clip. Congratulations, you just added a fetish for me!

I have never wanted to stick my tongue in an asshole more. Wow. That is the loveliest rear end on the planet.

Ride you? Oh, honey, yes, and there’s very little that I don’t want to do with you.

First? I’d cup that beautiful ass cheek in my hand and gently stroke it.

Dude, you are sexy as fuck, and you know it. Please send me a dick pic so I can fantasize about it.

I feel the same way. Where is the dick for me?

This made me have an amazing and lengthy wank a while back and you’ve made me hard again today. I’m currently leaking precum for you.

Oh, fuck, yes, that is one sexy ass I’d love to plow. I’ll give you all my cum and try to get you pregnant every day.

That is some fine ass right there. Thanks.

Definitely lovely.

Don’t be nervous, I’ll be very gentle with you and we can take it at whatever pace you ask for. I’m not going to want to pull out, though, I can tell you that now looking at your cute ass.

That is sooooo inviting. Just want to caress that ass. And then do other things.

Other things like nestle myself between those cheeks.

Nicer now! Thank you. Wow.

Now that is alluring.

Oh fuck, @joshoff, you’re a stud hero on lemmy and here you are talking about hitting my ass! You’re way out of my league and on another continent, but you didn’t half make me feel sexy with this comment. Thank you.

I’m bi, and I have a very long lasting occasional gay FWB thing going and we agreed it would be fun to have a sleepover. Him promising to fuck me all night long was an irresistable suggestion. Well of course he didn’t literally fuck me all night long, but he had my precum flowing for hours. He played with my butthole gently for a looong time, keeping his fingers a lot less deep than usual, mainly just the entrance. Just that fingertip (he’d previiously cut his fingernails very short so everything was soft and not scratchy), that fingertip pressed along my hole, and popping gently in and out, stimulating the nerve endings just inside me. Usually I want something bigger urgently but we were deliberately taking our time and I was in bliss. He teased me with the tip of his dick quite a bit nearer the end. I didn’t stay hard the whole time but I was soooo turned on and I was certainly leaking precum all the time. He often uses my precum as well as his to lube my hole, and last night was no exception. Once he put himself inside me, I kept being sure I was about to cum, dick still soft, (and I’ve been chasing that for years). Last night was another attempt. I was so stimulated and maaad for it and he was going so slowly and gently my mind was cartwheeling. I would love to say that I’ve cum from anal alone, but there’s always a bit of dick action before I do. I was so sure it was gonna happen! It didn’t. Partly because when I thought it was gonna happen I got hard again and he started messing around with my dick, rubbing it here and there, not wanking me, just rubbing my precum drenched cock on me and on his hand and on his tummy (he knows I have a thing for belly buttons) and I just came all over myself. He didn’t finish inside me, he just spurted all his cum with his dickhead pressed against me, spurting directly on my bumhole and I could feel it all happening. We do that more often than not because it’s easier to clean up and I don’t worry about cum leaking out at work or something. If you look in my comment history you can read the other time I told lemmy what we did when he most recently did cum inside me.

When we were younger, hornier, crazier and more risk taking, and we worked at the same place, we did sometimes hook up in the loos at work, but there’s absolutely no way I would dream of doing that now.

So anyway, he made my butthole feel like magic until about 3am and then we both fell asleep, and I wasn’t even sore in the morning. A bit sticky and very tired, but not sore. My guy can play my body like a fiddle. I wasn’t working that day, so I didn’t shower and walked around in public, shops etc with all our precum and cum plastered all over my bum and taint. I only showered in the evening. It was partly laziness, but it was also being secretly proud of it. Sometimes I still think and act like a horny teenager.

Edit: Here’s the other comment thread I was referring to:
https://lemmynsfw.com/post/13246982
https://lemmynsfw.com/comment/7691421

That time it was some stuff that @[email protected] posted that inspired me to get fucked so I asked my FWB to come fuck me. This time it was my FWB who suggested the sleepover so he could fuck me all night, and that’s where you come in asking me a later how come my butthole was so happy!

I’m sure I’ve seen at least one community for that over here on lemmynsfw.