But I couldn’t walk through a door-sized version if there were a screen, unless there’s some other European magic I didn’t know about.

The fact that they come in door sizes is new to me, but that sounds magical. Now if only bugs didn’t see a cracked door or window and think it’s free real-estate.

Coming from the same party that called themselves “Domestic Terrorists”, I don’t think it’ll matter much.

They treat dogs as target practice. I don’t think that’ll get the desired result. You have to become a cop and then put on the dog suit.

Credit goes to Alzward

Credit goes to Alzward

This all came out before his bid to office and people still voted for him. At this point I’m not 100% sure he he won BECAUSE of who he is, instead of in spite of.

And the other half, he still gets results, and fast. Good results? That’s up for debate.

I’ve been doing my best to avoid those stories. Not because I hope they aren’t real. That’s the problem. I DO hope they’re real. I’m just tired of them melting and would prefer to see them evaporate. I’d also accept sublimation.

Ship of Theseus. “If nothing of you is alive that was voted for, then are you even the same person who won the election?”

Who knows, maybe polio will have a resurgence. It’ll go nicely with the measles surge.

Most of them are. Remember ol’ turkey neck and his "moment"a year or two ago? They run on spite and monkey paw faustian bargains.

They did like to parade the death of the girl who died to an immigrant, and they liked to parade the girl who had a volleyball spiked in her face by a trans player. You’re absolutely right that he doesn’t care about anyone, but rather uses select misfortunes to further his own ideals.

Cameras are really only useful if someone is watching them, and doubly useful if the people that are filmed can be identified.

Wasn’t there a story where Putin stole a Superbowl ring? Little Donny just wants to be like his daddy.

Same reason they like Homelander.

I think it’s a car.

Hear me out…

I was a Barney kid 30 years ago. What the hell is this new zoomer monstrosity? Right up there with new Chuck E. Cheese.

Well that’s a show I haven’t thought of in a long time. Drawn Together