It means to stop being a tortoise; hence, detortoise

Linda be choke slamming teachers who ask for a pay raise.

…American bot…? It’s the only answer I can come up with for this psychological horror.

This was a photo of the man taken after he’d performed 28 surgeries in a day (CW blood)

https://www.twitter.com/SamanAhsan/status/1858432666439406059

The morals of these people aside, I would’ve thought as a matter of self preservation they wouldn’t be working with people literally bombing their homes and hospitals; it has to be difficult even for them under these circumstances.

And what a way to collaborate; while people are starving to death, watching their families, their children starve to death, these scum were stealing the food to prevent it reaching people; the misery and suffering an intended effect by Israel.

I clicked the link and it’s working fine for me; let me try linking the tweets:

https://www.twitter.com/SuppressedNws/status/1858640660879802457

https://www.twitter.com/SuppressedNws/status/1858644215703474654

https://www.twitter.com/SuppressedNws/status/1858646592749756735

Changed the first part of the URL to twitter to see if it helps.

Hitler having a Skinner moment:

“Could I be wrong and making a gigantic mistake?”

“No, it’s reality that’s wrong”

Rest of the world looking at us like we’re speedrunning mad max.

It’s like we’re already in the cyberpunk future but without the cybernetics. Also when cybernetics gets developed it’ll still be too expensive for the average person to get for like several decades so this situation is only going to get bleaker, but on the plus side when cybernetics becomes affordable for the average person we’ll be living in super cyberpunk future! (basically think pre-communism China but with cybernetics)

Yeah I really don’t like the slow meandering people like to do and have places I’m trying to go, so I usually walk pretty fast.

I walk so fast that when I have it in me, I can keep pace with my friends when they’re on their bikes.

Okay not that fast

“We care about the Afghans, this is why we support violent regime change and strict sanctions. The suffering Afghans would want it this way”

Bruh, my old phone used to let me type the words I want, but my new phone (ALSO of the exact same brand and type, but a far newer model) will change correctly typed words into different words that it must’ve assumed I meant; i hate it so much (also it’ll pick and choose when to capitalize a lone ‘i’).

“Hey Trump, inherit this”

-Biden

paper tiger

Paper terrorist

Hey, thanks!

I mean he can’t serve any further terms so if ever, now’s the time to really go nuts and see how crazy this ride gets

Had to Google this cause my English isn’t that good, and now I know something new that my brain is filing under ‘why does anyone know this?’

Bruh there are North Korean video games and we can’t have them?!

Edit: I’m a rube - it’s fake.

Ah, but will Trump think it’s fake? We may be rubes (I believed it too), but Trump is an actual idiot.

And they’re still going for the second worst option: later

(The worst option would be never)

If they know they’re going to end the war diplomatically, why are they delaying? Extremely cruel to the people fighting today who know their deaths are meaningless, that they’re only dying cause it’s still early.