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Sure, Japanese writers smash a bunch of English-sounding syllables together and it’s funny but when I make up Chinese names by throwing pots and pans down the stairs suddenly I’m the racist.
Sure, Japanese writers smash a bunch of English-sounding syllables together and it’s funny but when I make up Chinese names by throwing pots and pans down the stairs suddenly I’m the racist.
Truly one of the poems of our age.
I’ve been getting a shitton of recruiter spam out of nowhere in recent months. I wonder if it’s related.
If she’s being honored then why does this look like a mug shot.
Today I learned a term “academics” pulled from their asses to describe “being a fucking psycho” and “attempted murder.”
Not sure why they charged him with murder 2 - this is clearly some premeditated shit.
Handling a wild animal. So smart.
Oh good, apartheid techbrobaby wants to create a Lithium Republic because Bananas aren’t what he cares about.
Funny that this post was right under this one on my feed:
Somebody stuff that hat down his noise hole, damn.
You can sterilize waste pretty easily, we do it all the time, and you should before reclaiming not-water for reuse. Otherwise you’re gonna end up with epidemics like it’s the 1700s.
Dude just try drinking a big glass of water afterwards and see if it makes a difference. Repeat several times. Think of it as an experiment.
D’argo: How did you know about their sacred text?
Rygel: Where were you raised? Every religion has one.
-Farscape
Oh joy, he’s still keeping up with Texas on their race to pass Mississippi as the worst state in the union.
So war, famine, and plague but not necessarily in that order.
“Nobody admits fault” is code for “give us enough money and we’ll never publicly prove your guilt”
Neither does Trump. We all know this. But our options are dottering old man and a narcissistic, sociopathic fascist. We have a broken system and this is what it has led us to. Probably what it was always going to lead us to, because nobody ever figured out a way to fix it. Maybe one day we’ll get to rebuild it from the ground up and it’ll be better. I’ll probably be dead before that happens though.
The opening to Full Metal Jacket hasn’t, uh, hasn’t aged well.
The traditional way to kill a vampire was the stake them through the heart, cut their head off, and then light them on fire. Because humans are immune to all three of those things either separately or combined!
I don’t think I’d trust having a zipper on my hat.