We all know the best way to film is in the shape of a circle

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Nah, we all know the Great Pyramids were part of the “Giza Mass Autism Array” fired during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. RIP Finnish social skills

Just let me finish up this war in Stellaris- (new, cool situation event chain starts) Ooh, shiny! (Gets flooded with 10 more story notifications about new anomalies and log entries)

(Can literally pause, save and exit WHENEVER I WANT and all recent progress would still be saved)

Hon hon hon oui, oui madame, can je put mon baguette into your- hon hon hon- vageaux- honhonhon, oui oui, in your vageaux-hon hon hon

One of our aircraft carriers would be the world’s 3rd largest air force- and we have 11 of them

“Survey region”

destroyed

I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1”

And it seems to be part of this strange anti-pleasure right wing campaign to use youtube to brainwash gen alpha into being obsessively homophobic in the most petty and pathetic way possible to the point that people start thinking YOU’RE gay, and have fragile masculinity by dividing 50% of the human population into greek letter categories unironically, setting things up so they’re guaranteed to become incels due to the romanticization of sexual ignorance and really long abstinence periods, so they can then get rich blaming their inability to get laid on something something gays something something feminazis™ to get them riled up and more importantly get their paranoid karen moms to donate to their incel cults.

Don’t forget the impending population disaster (because they never feel the touch of another person these days, their government literally has to try and encourage them to drink just so they’ll fuck already- and can’t stand immigration) and all those depressed young people using seemingly everything from the slopes of Mount Fuji to their own apartments as log-off locations, and then nobody noticing their bodies for months.

Oh yeah, love that guy! Been following his channel pretty much since the invasion began

This is clearly a rhetorical question, OP just wants people to repeat back to them things they already agree with instead of real answers. I may despise Israel’s cruel treatment of West Bank Palestinians as much as the next guy, but at least the prisoners have (albeit only very slightly) better conditions than hostages whose lives could be immediately ended on a whim without due process if it pleases their captors. And many of the hostages aren’t even Israeli. And the prisoners were processed and convicted of a (if trumped-up) crime.

You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

Everyone knows the real shape of the Earth is a cube

Lol they can’t even make stuff like that yet

First Russia had the second-best army in the world, then the second-best army in Ukraine, and then they’d be the second-best army in Russia

A bunch of teenagers tricking diplomats into insulting the minority-species president of the galaxy’s most powerful empire… they’re lucky we have a sense of humor and wasted too many perk slots to return planets to monke (this Kryydur himself was basically an emu before the humans uplifted his tomb world for universal colony-builders and an instant forge world)

Ah yes, Jack the Ripper. What a brutal way to die, castrated with a knife

So basically… plastics are the new wood? Surface-dwelling sea creatures suffered from ingesting ”microfibers?”