Why would I make two profiles and when do I post which image to which platform?

When? Anytime you want.

Why: Because they have different databases they access, it’s the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.

At this time of year?

More pipe.

The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

Ohh fuckin hacks mate.

WHAT!?

Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

Why won’t these idiots pay a subscription for my shitty game!

One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

Called Incontinentia.

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I love his shit eating grin when the other Klingon sees Jadzia.

Don’t you remember the great Kurzon Dax?!

Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

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And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

That’s specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

I hope they were married or that’s a sin.

The announcement happens after they’re already inside.

Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

I read the title as Lovecraft’s Time might have arrived and got kinda terrified for a second.